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Pathan Jokes
by Black Beauty Sun Jan 10, 2010 3:05 am
3 Pathan ko Phansi Hone Lagi:
Pehle ko Phansi Lagai to Rassa Dheela Hone ki Wajah se wo Niche Paani Mai ja Gira,
Dosre ko Phaansi Di to Wo Bhi Paani Mai Ja Gira,
Jab Teesre ki Baari Aayi to Wo Jaldi Se Bola: "Bhai Ye Rassa Thek Karlo Mujhe Tairna Nahin Aata"
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Ek Pathan Ne Apny Chemistry K Professor Se
Aisa Sawal Pucha K Woh Sun Kar Pagal Hogaya.
Sawaal Tha:
.
.
.
Sir! Naswar Ka Chemical Formula Kya Hai?
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Pathan ki Taang me Gehra Cut lag Gaya:
Nurse: Is Mai 10 Tankey Lagenge.
Pathan: Kitna kharcha hoga?
Nurse: 3000
Pathan: Tanka Lagwana Hai.
Karhai Nahi Karwani.
Pehle ko Phansi Lagai to Rassa Dheela Hone ki Wajah se wo Niche Paani Mai ja Gira,
Dosre ko Phaansi Di to Wo Bhi Paani Mai Ja Gira,
Jab Teesre ki Baari Aayi to Wo Jaldi Se Bola: "Bhai Ye Rassa Thek Karlo Mujhe Tairna Nahin Aata"
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Ek Pathan Ne Apny Chemistry K Professor Se
Aisa Sawal Pucha K Woh Sun Kar Pagal Hogaya.
Sawaal Tha:
.
.
.
Sir! Naswar Ka Chemical Formula Kya Hai?
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Pathan ki Taang me Gehra Cut lag Gaya:
Nurse: Is Mai 10 Tankey Lagenge.
Pathan: Kitna kharcha hoga?
Nurse: 3000
Pathan: Tanka Lagwana Hai.
Karhai Nahi Karwani.
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Re: Pathan Jokes
by Black Beauty Thu Jan 14, 2010 5:00 am
Pathan: Mere Mohalley Wale Bohat Kanjoos Hein.
Dost: Kiun?
Pathan: Sab Ne 14 Aug Manai Par Kisi Ne Qurbani Ka Gosht Nahi Bheja;-)
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